Spider Silk Tights

Once again I must post something about the winter months here in ol' Missoula, Montana. Girls and their skanky tights. They are all over campus, and the trend has spread faster than an outbreak of Herpes. I see more girls walking around in skin tight leggings more than anything. Come on now... Those things must be the least insulating thing you could possibly wear! I wear jeans all the time and I'm still freezing my ass off on these cold winter days. But like clock work girls appear in these tights that can't be any thicker or more insulating than a spider web. The thing that really gets me though, is the fact that these girls don't even bother to put anything over the tights! No shorts, no skirts, and not even a skimpy dress over these tights. They just throw on an over sized sweater or flannel and call it good, and leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Let me just tell you girls, the 70's were 40 years ago. This "oh lets wear tights with nothing else on" phase is not "in" and is not attractive what so ever. You look like a jack ass, so put some real clothes on and don't be a retard. Don't worry... there is still hope for saving your dignity.