Slutty Girls

It is currently 32 degrees outside right now. The date is November, 13th 2011. Winter is right around the corner. And you know what im seeing more than ever? Girls walking around in short shorts and tank tops. Are you freaking kidding me!? Everyone else on this planet has a brain stem so why cant you? Obviously you are freezing your ass off, so why not just throw some sweat pants on, or a small wind breaker for gods sake. OK. I get that during the summer you must live up to your "slutty" reputation but you dont have to carry it it into the winter months, because well frankly its just not worth it. Your chances of getting lucky are even less than during the summer. Studies show guys are much more horny during the summer months than the winter months. To me, its not even remotely attractive. Letting your cookah hang out of your insanely low shorts shorts is not what my definition of "hot". It just makes me think that you have a sexually transmitted disease, which you more than likely do if you are wearing skanky clothing in the midst of winter with snow falling on the ground. So instead of walking around freezing to death in the middle of winter, put some clothes on and save your "whoring around" until the summer, where there is a better chance you will get laid anyways.