2+2=9 ?????

Math is by far my worst subject in college. I can never seem to figure things out. I am hanging on to passing college algebra by just a thread. But you know what makes math even harder to pass? When the "tutoring" center here on campus is totally incapable of helping me with my homework assignments. I go in there yesterday and end up teaching myself more than the tutors did! I had to literally explain to the guy that helped me, how to do the equation, step by step, and even when he did halfway understand it, he bitched about not having enough information to complete the problem, even though there clearly was. He then pulled a solving method completely out of his ass, and what do you know? The answer was horrendously wrong! I was doing it right the whole time and listening to that guy was one of the worst decisions I have ever made.
Oh! Did I mention that I got the wrong answer from this guy, after waiting 45 minutes to receive help? What a gigantic waste of time! Here is an idea for you tutoring center.
1) Get more help in there so students aren't waiting an hour to get help on one single problem.
2) Elect people to work in there that actually can help people. Just pulling random people off campus and telling them they are now going to tutor kids in math, is obviously not working. When tutors are not capable of helping a student, there is obviously something wrong.
3) Hire people that actually know how to speak proper English! I witnessed yesterday a tutor helping another student and he took almost an hour to explain that one problem, just because the kid could not understand what he was saying.
If I was the supervisor for the tutoring center I would take these suggestions to heart, because as of right now you are a giant waste of space in the math building. You could put toilets in that room that would serve more of a purpose to me. Just saying.

Spider Silk Tights

Once again I must post something about the winter months here in ol' Missoula, Montana. Girls and their skanky tights. They are all over campus, and the trend has spread faster than an outbreak of Herpes. I see more girls walking around in skin tight leggings more than anything. Come on now... Those things must be the least insulating thing you could possibly wear! I wear jeans all the time and I'm still freezing my ass off on these cold winter days. But like clock work girls appear in these tights that can't be any thicker or more insulating than a spider web. The thing that really gets me though, is the fact that these girls don't even bother to put anything over the tights! No shorts, no skirts, and not even a skimpy dress over these tights. They just throw on an over sized sweater or flannel and call it good, and leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Let me just tell you girls, the 70's were 40 years ago. This "oh lets wear tights with nothing else on" phase is not "in" and is not attractive what so ever. You look like a jack ass, so put some real clothes on and don't be a retard. Don't worry... there is still hope for saving your dignity.

Slutty Girls

It is currently 32 degrees outside right now. The date is November, 13th 2011. Winter is right around the corner. And you know what im seeing more than ever? Girls walking around in short shorts and tank tops. Are you freaking kidding me!? Everyone else on this planet has a brain stem so why cant you? Obviously you are freezing your ass off, so why not just throw some sweat pants on, or a small wind breaker for gods sake. OK. I get that during the summer you must live up to your "slutty" reputation but you dont have to carry it it into the winter months, because well frankly its just not worth it. Your chances of getting lucky are even less than during the summer. Studies show guys are much more horny during the summer months than the winter months. To me, its not even remotely attractive. Letting your cookah hang out of your insanely low shorts shorts is not what my definition of "hot". It just makes me think that you have a sexually transmitted disease, which you more than likely do if you are wearing skanky clothing in the midst of winter with snow falling on the ground. So instead of walking around freezing to death in the middle of winter, put some clothes on and save your "whoring around" until the summer, where there is a better chance you will get laid anyways.